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Free Love in America
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Sheriff
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 posted 9/12/2005 5:30:19 PM
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Тема возникшая как флейм в другой дискуссии:
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Akakiy
Boris,
is the offer only for a slutty girl or you're really that kind?
we're like 4-5 guys wanting to check out Nebraska and nebraskian sluts. so we are definetely in need of free transportation and roof:-) it better not suck!!!
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borisbt
Yes offer is only for "slutty girl". I do not think you can afford it other way around.
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Akakiy
>>yes offer is only for "slutty girl".
Boris, come out closer to the coast. There are hundreds of girls came for summer work and wanna stay more for american dream:-) Some of them could be sluts if you wish:-)
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borisbt1
Sounds interesting , so where those "slutty girls" hung out
in that New Your of yours ?
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Akakiy
Girls are pretty much everwhere in many states working in Mcdonalds, camps, beeaches boardwalks, hotels, etc..:
CT, NY, NJ, DE, MD, PA, FL
many of them wanna stay - either by getting married or getting into a school. so if you can offer something useful for them, you may get laid:-) sorry , there is no free sex:-)
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borisbt1
I do not need "sex", "sex" is what american niggers do to american white trash girl when they both are on drugs. I want "LOVE NOT SEX". Do not mind that in my mind "love looks kind of the same as sex" it is still LOVE and not just SEX.
In those McDonalds I mostly can see fat and dirty negro women and seldom russian illegals , actually never saw one in mcdonalds.
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Akakiy
ok, "no free sex" also means "no free love". because you're saying you want "love" (in reality sex:-), it won't help you much:-) every foreign girl who is not expremely ugly gets dozens of propositions dayly:-) and the number of horny proposals grows geometrically, not as fast as the uglynness declines:-) So you gotta be different and competitive, not just horny:-) May be it's easier to become a nigga and all your problems are solved:-)
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borisbt1
No there is "free love" I had one in America and a few back in russia and now I am looking for it again.
It is not 100% free, you must be able t5o afford good restaurants and hotels,drinks and shit like that but you do not pay for girls time, that is the point. That usually works well with students or rich girls.
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Akakiy
Boris, you just confirmed 'ther in no free love/****"
you pay for restaurants, hotels and shit.
and nobody will pay for your ****ing time!
so if you spend $100 for a restaurant, $100 for hotel, spent 10 hours for all this. if you estimate your hour $30, the total damage: 100+100+10x30 = 500. Some girls are worth that.
But some are dumbasses, and the time wasted on them is much worse then the money.
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[Message edited by Sheriff on 9/13/2005 2:31:10 PM]
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borisbt1
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posted 9/12/2005 6:17:38 PM
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CORRECTION:
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Akakiy
No there is "free love" I had one in America and a few back in russia and now I am looking for it again.
It is not 100% free, you must be able t5o afford good restaurants and hotels,drinks and shit like that but you do not pay for girls time, that is the point. That usually works well with students or rich girls.
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The above was posted by me NOT AKAKIEV
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Sheriff
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posted 9/13/2005 2:31:22 PM
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Xombie
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posted 1/10/2006 1:04:49 PM
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Free Love HA shit i live in America and trust me love aint free, whenever you are in a relationship the damn girl is always wanting something that costs a shit load of money i mean. for instance one of my past relationships my ex always wanted to go out clubing and shit. i had nothing against clubing but when im the one paying 40 bucks every 2 days it gets old very quickly i mean i got sick of spending so much money on her. Then when our anniversary came omfg here comes the wish list, i want a engagement ring, im like hey you know what i dont want to ****ing marry someone who is going to run me into a ditch by always wanting some thing i mean shit someone save me. So take it from me Love aint Free and it sure as hell isnt here in America.
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Xombie
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posted 1/10/2006 1:06:16 PM
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HERE IS THE RUSSIAN REWRITE.
Фрее Лове ХА шит и ливе ин Америца анд труст ме лове аинт фрее, щхеневер ыоу аре ин а релатионшип тхе дамн гирл ис алщаыс щантинг сометхинг тхат цостс а шит лоад оф монеы и меан. фор инстанце оне оф мы паст релатионшипс мы ех алщаыс щантед то го оут цлубинг анд шит. и хад нотхинг агаинст цлубинг бут щхен им тхе оне паыинг 40 буцкс еверы 2 даыс ит гетс олд веры яуицклы и меан и гот сицк оф спендинг со муч монеы он хер. Тхен щхен оур анниверсары цаме омфг хере цомес тхе щиш лист, и щант а енгагемент ринг, им лике хеы ыоу кнощ щхат и донт щант то фуцкинг марры сомеоне щхо ис гоинг то рун ме инто а дитч бы алщаыс щантинг соме тхинг и меан шит сомеоне саве ме. Со таке ит фром ме Лове аинт Фрее анд ит суре ас хелл иснт хере ин Америца.
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Xombie
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posted 1/11/2006 10:03:10 AM
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Труст ме тхере ис но суч тхинг ас фрее лове ин америца алл тхесе щомен щант ис ыоур монеы.
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Акакий
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posted 1/11/2006 10:23:00 AM
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...олд веры яуицклы... спендинг со муч монеы он хер...
what the fok did you do the russian rewrite for?
now your post sounds very funny:
"I have an old-fashioned nads.... and I spend shitted money on a boner..."
   
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Sheriff
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posted 1/11/2006 10:57:51 AM
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Xombie, there's a cure to your problems.
$40 every 2 days * 15 = $600/month. Wait for 2 months, collect the money and go someplace for a couple of weeks, like Russia, Europe (Amsterdam), or South America, or Asia (Thailand). That's money well-spend, and stories you will share for the rest of your life. Your buddies will think you are a liar, but you will know better (trust me, much, much better).  
Don't go to shitty "all-inclusive" resorts though, or any place for that matter that american travel agencies advertise heavily - as you only going to get ripped off just like your "girlfriend" did.
[Message edited by Sheriff on 1/11/2006 10:59:26 AM]
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Sheriff
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posted 1/11/2006 11:02:55 AM
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Xombie, welcome to our forum.
Please don't click on "Translit" button on the left, it is not "Translate", it will not translate to russian. It is here for those who can write in russian, but don't have russian keyboard.
Instead, go to Babelfish translator, type your english text there and translate, then copy and paste here.
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Акакий
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posted 1/11/2006 11:21:14 AM
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Sherif don't worry, i'll help to translate the translit back to english:-)
it's a good advice to spend money somewhere esle, but he gotta still watch out for all kinds of traps for turisto americano in other countries too:-) in other countries you can get ripped off by women big time, you must know where to go.
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Xombie
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posted 1/11/2006 1:01:34 PM
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Ok sry , i wasnt sure if that would make it easyer for people to read. ok thanks
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Walker
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posted 1/13/2006 9:39:01 AM
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Back to math.
Proof, that girls are evil (according to Sheriff's & Akakiy's above posts).
First we state that girls require time and money.
girls = time x money
And also we know “Time is money”
time = money
Therefore:
girls = money x money = (money)e2
And because “Money is the root of evil”
Money = SQR(evil)
Therefore:
girls = (SQR (evil))e2
And we are forced to conclude that:
girls = evil. 
[Message edited by Walker on 1/13/2006 9:40:07 AM]
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Leny
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posted 1/13/2006 10:14:12 AM
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Walker, remember, that your wife reads this too...  
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Walker
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posted 1/13/2006 10:21:11 AM
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That's no problem! Let her do she want. I did not make anything anormal, just support forum. By the way, your GF can read your post too! And formula is really correct .
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Leny
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posted 1/13/2006 10:36:16 AM
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да, только она не "бе ни ме" по русски...так што пофигу...
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dan123
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posted 1/13/2006 10:50:37 AM
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Леня хотел сказать, что всякие гадости он говорит только по-русски и ругается тоже.
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Walker
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posted 1/13/2006 10:51:27 AM
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Да только половину постов ты все же по загараничному напростил, причем самых циничных... . Put the blame on me, because I'm drunky nouveau Russian.
Кстати народ. Поздравляю Вас всех со Старым Новым годом, желаю всего того, что пожелал раньше (когда поздравлял с Новым годом), мы тут на работе сидим и так тихонь отмечаем, пьем пиво и играем в Скрембл. Фаза танцев еще не начилась. Сейчас все составляют компбинации из букв СНЕГУРОЧКА, подскажите что-нить мне, я тут выиграть должен, а то желания диких теток исплнять придется. А у меня кроме ОГНЕСРУЧКА ничего в голову не лезит. Зато все букы использованы. Эх пойду разгоню компанию. Мож потом вернусь.
ДА, БЛИН ЭТО КАКОЙ ЖЕ ЕЩЕ ПРАЗДНИК, КРОМЕ КАК СТАРЫЙ НОВЫЙ ГОД МОЖЕТ ВЫПАСТЬ НА ПЯТНИЦУ, 13-е. КСТАТИ СЕГОДНЯ НОЧЬ ГАДАНИЙ, НАЧЕМ БУДЕМ ГАДАТЬ НА КОФЕЙНОЙ ГУЩЕ ИЛИ БАРАНЬИХ КИШКАХ . ХО-ХО-ХО!!!
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Cheburaha
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posted 1/13/2006 11:26:38 AM
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Walker; спасибо за поздравления, и тебя так же.
У меня какие то короткие слова получаутся:
чернуга
круг
очаг
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dan123
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posted 1/13/2006 11:37:42 AM
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Поздравляю с днем Мартина Лютера Кинга.
окурок
окурочек
курок
курочек
кура
гуру
кочерга
гора
урок
окно
оно
она
он
качок
горка
нора
норка
норочка
[Message edited by dan123 on 1/13/2006 11:49:25 AM]
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Leny
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posted 1/13/2006 11:58:53 AM
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<<Пут тхе бламе он ме, бецаусе Иьм дрункы ноувеау Руссиан.>>
И до, мы фриенд... Я ей так и сказал--чего с него возьмёшь, толькo она меня не поняла, т.к сказал я на русском...Я же себе не враг (только частично...
)
Но иди играй, с новым-старым годом всех!
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