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 posted 12/18/2003 3:07:42 PM
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A telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and room service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review.....
Room Service: Morny. Ruin sorbees
Guest : Sorry, I thought I dialled room service
RS : Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??
Gt: Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs
RS: Ow July den?
G: What??
RS: Ow July den?...pry,boy, pooch?
G : Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.
RS: Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?
G: Crisp will be fine
RS : Hokay. An San tos?
G: What?
RS: San tos. July San tos?
G: I don't think so
RS: No? Judo one toes??
G: I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means.
RS: Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we other?
G: English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.
RS: We bother?
G: No..just put the bother on the side.
RS: Wad?
G: I mean butter...just put it on the side.
RS: Copy?
G: Sorry?
RS: Copy...tea...mill?
G: Yes. Coffee please, and that's all.
RS: One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??
G: Whatever you say
RS: Tendjewberrymud
G : You're welcome
 
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