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Looking for "russian Girl" in Omaha, Nebraska area.
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borisbt
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 posted 9/1/2005 11:46:53 AM
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Hi , my name is Boris I reside in Omaha , Nebraska. Looking for russian woman to hang with.
I am 40 years old ukrainian, not overweight and with no disabilities. If you think that is old let me tell you something: I am younger then most Americans in my income tax bracket. It is all about vigor, I got that.
I lived in the USA since 1994. Or if you do not mind "moving to Omaha" you can too, this is a great place to be. You'll have fun, yes you will, I am not just trying to find a parking for my penis, I know good time , yes I do.
[Message edited by borisbt on 9/1/2005 11:49:33 AM]
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asifna
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posted 9/1/2005 5:53:00 PM
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XA-XA, parking for penis, it is funny  ))
Guys, be aware!!!
http://newsru.com/world/01sep2005/iznas.html
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Cheburaha
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posted 9/1/2005 7:31:40 PM
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Как девочки вам такие позывные? Не расстаяли от сладких слов?
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dan123
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posted 9/1/2005 8:08:43 PM
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Посоветовал бы ему немного изменить первую строку его обращения. Чтобы звучало вот так:
Hi , my name is Boriska
I reside in Omaha , Nebraska.
Почти стихи получаются! 
[Message edited by dan123 on 9/1/2005 8:09:11 PM]
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Olgaa
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posted 9/1/2005 10:12:55 PM
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No parking. Non stop. Do you like the smell of burned rubber?
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Serega13
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posted 9/2/2005 9:47:14 AM
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Make sure you don't get a ticket for parking your penis in a spot where parking is prohibited. 
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borisbt
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posted 9/2/2005 12:36:49 PM
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I am still looking , well it has been a second day now,
so far did not fish out nothing but a few "sarcastic" remarks from a few jews "who'd like think of themselves as Russians" from east coast.
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borisbt
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posted 9/2/2005 12:38:26 PM
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I do prefer KY-jelly over "rubber". Then again they usually not burn, they just tore.
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Leny
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posted 9/2/2005 1:36:58 PM
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<<a few jews "who'd like think of themselves as Russians" from east coast.>>
ARE YOU KIDDING ME 
што это тебя бориска на женшин потянуло...ran out of sheep in Nebraska!? 
[Message edited by Leny on 9/2/2005 1:48:45 PM]
[Message edited by Leny on 9/2/2005 1:49:21 PM]
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borisbt
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posted 9/2/2005 2:44:56 PM
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I am actually serious about this. I really willing to talk to some "russian born" FEMALE from Omaha, NE or from Kansas City. Legally or illegaly in the United States , single or marrined but under****ed.
I am serious withe this, meet the REAL MAN ... "savki..".
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borisbt
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posted 9/2/2005 2:47:46 PM
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"ran out of sheep in Nebraska" - THAT IS HOW STUPID THEY GREW NOW.
Me ****ing a sheep is far better site then you ****ing a nigger, trust me on this... Sheep is actually in comparison to a nigger is a quite noble animal.
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borisbt
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posted 9/2/2005 2:49:26 PM
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SHUT UP REDISKA, I AM BORIS NOT BORISKA.
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Leny
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posted 9/2/2005 2:54:02 PM
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This is an example of a classy guy... 
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dan123
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posted 9/2/2005 2:58:20 PM
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Why don't, you Boris try all the farm animals and then tell us what is better. Maybe you will find out that cows are better or piggies.
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Serega13
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posted 9/2/2005 3:45:29 PM
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М-да, а я вот грешным делом думал что дэнни иногда перебирает за край, оказалось что бывает намного хуже.
Предлагаю ввести тотальный birth control by castration для для таких вот кексов в Небраске.
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Olgaa
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posted 9/2/2005 9:43:32 PM
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Old Russian joke.
Young beautiful woman decided to get married with very old millionaire. Her plan was to kill him over excessive sex.
In the first night of marriage he got on a very thick condom and plugged his nose and ears. When she asked why, he said that he hates two things: screaming women and the smell of burned rubber.
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Sheriff
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posted 9/3/2005 10:17:47 AM
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Акакий
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posted 9/3/2005 7:12:10 PM
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Анфиса: >>Guys, be aware!!!
бедные гайс:-)
Надо надеятся что они не успеют запихнуть это приспособление в оба отверстия:-)
для гайс: всегда нужно иметь под рукой дилдо и сначала прощупывать все оверстия дилдом, как миноискателем:-)
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dan123
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posted 9/5/2005 10:58:36 PM
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asifna
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posted 9/6/2005 10:57:43 AM
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Акакиы: бедные гайс:-)
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у женщины кто это придумал не все в порядке с головой....могу представить первую реакцию насильника - да он же ее задушит насмерть
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