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brad62
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 posted 9/24/2006 11:48:08 PM
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on sept 20th.I went with my friend over the mountian. to his camp to chop wood. we had a splitter. we split a cord of wood that day.oh. crap. it was 2003. ok . back to the story.we chopped the wood for about 2 hrs with a splitting machine. a couple of beers into the ventue; I dicided to pick up the hand axe.i dids not see the rope that was strung between the trees. only because the rope was green' like the surrounding trees. well anyways; i swung the ax like their was no toommmorow. the ax hit the rope and swung back; hit me in the head. dropped me to my knees. my friend; says brad62 that looks like you may be hurt? lets go to trhe hospital. cont
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brad62
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posted 9/24/2006 11:53:17 PM
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so after i got up . checked myself out in the mirror. i said . yes; perhaps we must go to the emergency room. it took about 7 stiches to close up my head, do you want to hear somrthing funny though? i woke up with a headache. after i hit myself in the head with an ax;;;; i no longer had an headache
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Sheriff
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posted 9/25/2006 1:28:51 PM
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there's a good ol' russian joke about it: "why would anyone have a head ache? it's a bone". 
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skinny
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posted 10/6/2006 9:44:01 AM
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LOL. I think I heard that the best cure for headaches is the axe 
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Walker
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posted 10/6/2006 9:48:01 AM
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Guillotine's much better!
Just open your mind then close your eyes!
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Walker
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posted 10/6/2006 9:49:05 AM
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"why would anyone have a head ache? it's a bone".
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Doggy bone, may be?  
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skinny
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posted 10/6/2006 9:52:31 AM
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From what I hear, the guillotine wasn't avalable at the time, so the poor guy had to use the closest and the most effective treatment.
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Walker
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posted 10/6/2006 10:01:44 AM
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Thus I prefer to use russian trditional cure - arcenic coffee (sugar free).
Deep deep down in your sweet dreams (are made of beast, Who am I to disapear I dig in the gruond deeper and deeper etc... )
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skinny
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posted 10/6/2006 10:06:06 AM
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Walker, I checked out your profile, didn't find anything exept "M"... what an illusive creature you are, very mistirious
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Walker
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posted 10/6/2006 10:13:28 AM
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Yeah. Russia is the dark side of planet Earth. As for me, I'm real! Yes, I think so, but not sure. Who am I? Maybe just a guy in the otherside of your pc.
[Message edited by Walker on 10/6/2006 10:16:59 AM]
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skinny
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posted 10/6/2006 10:18:18 AM
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A guy, huh? A very angry guy I'd say, why don't you wanna be just white and fuzzy? 
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Walker
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posted 10/6/2006 10:28:36 AM
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Actually, I'm like this, white and fuzzi inside, but throny outside.
Im not angry at all. 
[Message edited by Walker on 10/6/2006 10:30:15 AM]
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skinny
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posted 10/6/2006 10:41:08 AM
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I take it back, you fragile soul hope no offence?
[Message edited by skinny on 10/6/2006 10:41:52 AM]
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Walker
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posted 10/9/2006 1:54:57 AM
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Да нет, скини, никто не обиделся просто я типа с работы домой ушел...
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skinny
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posted 10/9/2006 7:33:16 AM
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Да нет, скини, никто не обиделся просто я типа с работы домой ушел...
фуух - вздох облегчения
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skinny
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posted 10/9/2006 8:30:00 AM
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Я смотрю Ходец опять на работу пришeл - на rususa влогинился
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brad62
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posted 10/9/2006 11:42:05 PM
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why did it take so long for a reply? i posted that weeks ago.it's probably better to hit yourself with an axe than have to say. "dali dognali i eshjo raz dali what took you guys so long? so i hit myself in the head with an axe. it's better to do it to yourself than have to say."dali dognali i eshjo raz dali. or "ot chevo u menja balit golova. signed ?????Brad 62. sorry about the spelling. nenogo p'jani i eshjo raz dali" signed Brad62 
[Message edited by brad62 on 10/9/2006 11:51:43 PM]
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brad62
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posted 10/9/2006 11:52:40 PM
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wow! what a crappy editing job. lol
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skinny
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posted 10/10/2006 7:01:19 AM
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Sorry, as for me, the name of the topic wasn't attractive, I only checked that out, cause it was in Meaningless Drivel
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brad62
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posted 10/10/2006 10:51:30 AM
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that's why it is in meaningless drivel.
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