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the worst food you have ever heard of
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brad62
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 posted 9/24/2006 12:33:07 AM
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you do not have to admit to eating it. naprimer. haggis. suet; barley; chops of mystery meat. cooked in the lining of a sheeps bladder. this is not a slam at any cultures food. I just want to know ? what is the worst food you have ever heard of
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Акакий
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posted 9/24/2006 1:02:09 PM
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Brat, why would you call it worst food:
"haggis. suet; barley; chops of mystery meat. cooked in the lining of a sheeps bladder. "
I read about haggis, sounds cool and pretty normal, much better than some freaking superball wiener or burger&fries:-)
It's probably scary for most americans, some cool shit i've eaten - raw beef in germany, horse kalbasa, horse sourmilk, bulls nads in central asia and some other shit i don't wanna mention:-) in thailand they got some cool shit something like cockroaches, but i did not try unfortunetly:-)
and of course frogs are awesome, but many pople get scared for somereasons.
From the list above i recommend you bulls nads:-) since you wanna meet russian chicks:-)
  
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brad62
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posted 9/24/2006 10:47:30 PM
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see; akakiy; that's what I want! a worthy sparring partner. that must be you. ok. here we go. I was stationed in so.korea. moj brat was in japan. I called him up one day; I go ;Michael; lets hop a mop flight to thailand. "mop" stands for " military air command" . he was all for it. we we went to bankok. i must say that it is quite the city. anyways. a street vewndor was selling monkey on a stick.I may or may not have had a few drinks that night. but monkey on a stick was not that bad.also the red light area is not shabby. that was 1983 though
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brad62
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posted 9/24/2006 11:02:03 PM
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oh. I forgot to tell you I lived in Mexico City for a while. I have also eaten dog burritos. vi znajate. sobaka. excuse my spelling.and yes i have eaten horse. i forget how to spell it in russian. ja dumiu. coyn. mozhet bit'hey. adarkiy; you may correct my spelling if you wish. i hope to have many more conversations with you. kak ja rad ctho vistretlja vas? is that right. did i write ok? i also do not know when or where to put a soft sign
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brad62
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posted 9/24/2006 11:20:33 PM
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sorry akakiy. I forgot to tell you about this great american dish; called' chittlens;. basically it's deep fried small intestines of a cow. wrap those in a burrito with onions and peppers. boy oh boy ... you are in heaven
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brad62
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posted 9/24/2006 11:23:36 PM
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i hope to hear more from you on that subject. i would like to try " kvass" ? is that spelled correctly? and where in N.H. may I find it?
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Sheriff
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posted 9/25/2006 1:36:12 PM
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There's nothing scary about Kvas, I'd be much more scared of drinking Bud or Coors.
Goat is awesome, one of the better meals; horse kielbasa is ok, no different from beef or pork. Raw meat is not my kinda food. How 'bout raw fish - sushi? My favorite right now.
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brad62
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posted 9/25/2006 1:47:27 PM
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I did not mean to imply that I would be scared of kvas.I have heard it is very refreshing. I want to try it.I tried alligator once. it tasted like muddy water.so the head chef and I brainstormed and decided that we should marinate it in teriayki. it was much better
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Акакий
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posted 9/25/2006 1:53:00 PM
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Sherif,
did you try Kazi(kolbasa made from horse)? it' kinda different from regular kolbasa. i't no sold in usa.
i got it in my house, i have to boil or something first...
Sushi is everywhere, so i guess there is nothing strange in it.
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Акакий
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posted 9/25/2006 1:56:37 PM
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Brat, you're pretty cool:-)
you've been to bangkok. how about pataya?
i also was gonna eat crocodile there. my translator said it taste like chicken:-)
but after i saw how crocodiles are grown, i declined that idea:-)
they live in shit,. then they eat each other:-)
you also wanna sea ostriches - they each each other shit:-)
but they taste great:-)
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Sheriff
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posted 9/25/2006 2:25:33 PM
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I second ostriches - just like chicken, only you want to eat them before you do the farm tour.
did you try Kazi - I don't think I did.
how 'bout rabbits - pretty good meat, I'd eat these little suckers every day. Bear meat is ok
My vote for The worst food is: a triple-burger from liquid-nitrogen-deep-frozen "meat" with oversized not-from-real-potato fries (sprinkeld with animal fat, just like good ol' McDonalds) + oversized soda. And to top that with a 12x12x12 box of popcorn and a 6-month-old Budweiser with aluminum taste from a can. Urghhh, I want to puke my guts out right now.
[Message edited by Sheriff on 9/25/2006 2:36:48 PM]
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dan123
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posted 9/25/2006 2:39:30 PM
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Опять напали на McDonalds. А как насчет перловой каши с кусками варёного сала?
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Акакий
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posted 9/25/2006 2:51:55 PM
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кстати Макдоналдс не самое плохое. а В москве макдонадс был заебись. на знаю как сейчас. but in america makdonals sucks usually. they got buttugly personel:-)
Дэни, что хуевого в перловой каше, типа из армии воспоминания:-)
бля, несколько раз в америке в навороченных рестаранах как раз и дают перловку или гречку... потом билз за 200 баксов. для них это типа ****ец круто.
Bro, i just remembered, in Las Vegas, in Venecian hotel, there is french restaurant na pohtah, I got cow glands with buckweat... they think they're the shit i guess...
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Акакий
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posted 9/25/2006 3:04:29 PM
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Brat, did you go to thailand after 83?
i saw only monkeys ****ing around and demanding candy-jelly and shit. i would not eat that monkeyshit anyways since they look like me:-)
if you go to pattaya stop by russian restaran Rasputin, its good:
http://www.pattayacity.com/rasputin/index.html
i hope to go thai sometimes and finally eat some cockroaches:-)
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brad62
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posted 9/25/2006 3:54:47 PM
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what did I start? this is awesome.You guys are great.  .bear is good to eat; but greasy. I recommend letting it sit in italian dressing for a day. then grilling on an open flame. My favorite way to cook rabbit is making it into rabbit pot pie.
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brad62
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posted 9/25/2006 4:10:30 PM
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i agree that even though we have all tried different foods; McDonalds is the grossest. did you watch that documentary "super size me " ? that was really disgusting
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brad62
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posted 9/25/2006 4:25:03 PM
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isn't ostrich expensive? nothing wierd about eating birds.akakiy; thanks for the e-mail.
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Акакий
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posted 9/25/2006 4:51:28 PM
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Ostrich shouldnot be expensive, unless it's some ****ed up place in america.
there is australian chain Matildas. when they opened they were ok, servicing kenguru and ostriches. after a year i went there, there was no ostrich, i think i had kenguru, size like cat turd for 20 bucks. total ripoff.
if you want real ostrich, you got my email, i'll be there in november.
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Акакий
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posted 9/25/2006 5:08:49 PM
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Brat, i saw the movie:-) i believe there is shit much worse than mcdonalds, i think they started making better things, but i'm not sure - i've been there probly 3-4 times in 10 years.
Sherif, to your triple burger you forgot to add that ****eup yellow "cheese". which reminds more some melted plastic filled with stinking chemicals:-)
ones i eat some burger or something with this kinda cheese, that was nasty:-) i also still wanna puke, when remember it:-)
Another candidates for worst food:
Sugarfree icecream
fat-free yogurt
smoked fish from american supermarket
herrings from american supermarket
i still dont' understand how they can ****up fish so badly.... it looks like they flash in toilet with crap 10 times before selling.
similar-looking fish in a russian suypermarket tasts great:-)
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brad62
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posted 9/25/2006 5:54:49 PM
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oh man; you guys bust me up. but yes; thier is worse food than mcdonalds; not much more though. one word. " SPAM ".my hat goes off to our hawaiin brothers. they must have cast iron stomachs. if thier ever is a nuclear war; which I hope not; the only thing left on earth will be; cockroaches; lobsters; which is just a cockroach that lives in the ocean; and cans of spam. by the way. spam has a shelf life of infinity
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