Cheburaha
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 posted 3/14/2006 11:04:58 AM
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There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his
money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he
died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money
and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the
afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of
her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the
casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his
wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.
When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready
to close the casket, the wife said.
"Wait
just a minute!" She had a box with her; she came over with the box and
put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and
they rolled it away. So her friend said. "Girl, I know you weren't
foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The
loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian; I can't go back on my
word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in the casket
with him." You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with
him!!! "I sure did." Said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into
my account and wrote him a check.
IF he can cash it, he can spend it."
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