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Куда девался женский пол отседова?
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Leny
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 posted 2/9/2006 11:24:41 AM
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кто-то сказал...ГФ наверно...думал што вам есть што обсудить...я думал москву, но как то не очень получилось...   
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Cheburaha
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posted 2/9/2006 5:35:39 PM
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Только для женского пола.
Мужчинам просьба не обижаться, а отнестись к следуюшему с легкои душои и смехом (желательно). (
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Female Comebacks!
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: So rry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Olgaa
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posted 2/9/2006 9:45:47 PM
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А мне понравилось.
Leny:
Ты там что, попкорн приготовил?
[Message edited by Olgaa on 2/9/2006 9:53:34 PM]
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Leny
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posted 2/10/2006 10:06:08 AM
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Olgaa:YEP!
nice come-backs...never heard them before...
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Cheburaha
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posted 2/10/2006 11:58:20 AM
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```А мне понравилось.```
Olja -
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Leny, I doubt you will ever hear them. Somehow I think you are not hard to look at. But then again, it is just an opinion and I could be wrong. 
[Message edited by Cheburaha on 2/10/2006 12:02:27 PM]
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Leny
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posted 2/10/2006 1:30:19 PM
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OHHHHHHHHHH, cheburashka, Thank you... 
P.S. I emailed comebacks to my GF...no response... yet
[Message edited by Leny on 2/10/2006 1:32:22 PM]
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Olgaa
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posted 2/10/2006 3:16:36 PM
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Give her some time to memorize.
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