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HORROR: HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
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Акакий
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 posted 2/1/2004 11:41:28 PM
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HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY ! ! !
All you have to do is be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father figure
6. a teacher
7. an educator
8. a cook
9. a gardener
10. a carpenter
11. a driver
12. an engineer
13. a mechanic
14. an interior decorator
15. a stylist
16. a sex therapist
17. a gynecologist/obstetrician
18. a psychologist
19. a psychiatrist
20. a therapist
21. a good father
22. a gentleman
23. well organized
24. tidy
25. very clean
26. athletic
27. affectionate
28. affable
29. attentive
30. ambitious
31. amenable
32. articulate
33. bold
34. brave
35. creative
36 courageous
37. complimentary
38. capable
39. decisive
40. intelligent
41. imaginative
42. interesting
43. prudent
44. patient
45. polite
46. passionate
47. respectful
48 sweet
49. strong
50. skillful
51. supportive
52. sympathetic
53. tolerant
54. understanding
55. someone who loves shopping
56. someone who doesn't make problems
57. someone who never looks at other women
58. very rich
AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE SURE
YOU:
59. are neither jealous nor disinterested
60. get on well with her family, but don't spend more
time with them
than with her
61. give her space, but show interest and concern in
where she goes
ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO:
62. Not forget the dates of: * anniversaries (wedding, engagement,
first date...) * graduation * birthday * menstruation
NOW HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Let him play with your tits
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asifna
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posted 2/2/2004 8:45:37 AM
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NOW HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Let him play with your tits
2. Make him think he is a best friend
3. Make him think he is a best companion
4. ........... a lover
5. ..........a brother
6. .......... a father figure
i t.d. i t.d. i t.d...........
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Serega13
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posted 2/2/2004 10:47:55 AM
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Both of you are full of shit!  But the thing about tits is true, I don't know why that is 
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asifna
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posted 2/2/2004 1:22:46 PM
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Serega 13, chego obzivaeshsya.......shytka
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Акакий
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posted 2/2/2004 10:46:36 PM
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Gr. Anfisa, only the first one was correct (about the tits).
Do not be too distracted, pay more attention, please
The rest has nothing to do with the happiness. The man will think that the woman is happy already and will only expect the titty treat to make himself damn happy too. But the woman is till unhappy. Do you really wanna this?
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yuliya
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posted 2/3/2004 8:29:20 AM
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kto o chem nazivaetcia
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asifna
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posted 2/3/2004 4:26:08 PM
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Spasibo gr. Akakiy.....vce depends )
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Serega13
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posted 2/3/2004 4:46:08 PM
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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now 40 and am looking for a girl with big tits.
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Акакий
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posted 2/3/2004 11:52:21 PM
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Gr. Uliya: da, kajdiy o svoem. Drugie kommentarii?
Gr. Anfisa: you're more than welcome. I still don't get your point. Or poor man you are gonna mislead.. oh shit  
Serega:
Me too!!!! But I'm not 40. Bistro stareem
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asifna
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posted 2/4/2004 3:57:38 PM
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my point is do not make any points.............za poor man polychish v glaz.....
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Акакий
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posted 2/15/2004 2:11:05 AM
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Sorry, Anfisa that i hurt your filinks.
just be happy, i mean keep your men happy.
[Message edited by Akakiy on 2/15/2004 2:12:03 AM]
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