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Choosing a wife
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Cheburaha
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 posted 11/14/2005 3:58:07 PM
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Choosing a wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several !times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
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There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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T_S_O_L
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posted 11/14/2005 10:25:12 PM
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 <totally laughing> and yet I ponder where was the candidate who refused this mans money and only wished to share his love? And if she existed would he have been impressed in the least? meow ..the curiousity.
Peace,
Lisa
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Sheriff
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posted 11/14/2005 11:38:27 PM
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where was the candidate who refused this mans money and only wished to share his love?
Arhhh, a centuries old tale about a woman not needing man's money. Doesn't exist, my dear.
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Olgaa
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posted 11/15/2005 7:55:40 AM
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woman not needing man's money. Doesn't exist, my dear.
I know what the problem is.
Rich single men are always looking for a young and beautiful bride. If they will look for an ugly woman of his age than there more chances that she won’t be after his money.
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Leny
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posted 11/15/2005 9:55:00 AM
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<<If they will look for an ugly woman of his age than there more chances that she won’t be after his money.>.
True. But who need an ugly woman..rich or poor—a guy is going to go for the best he can get. Unfortunately, no one knows if what or who you get IS the best. Hence, the dilemma of constant seeking. On the other hand, finding a compatible mate (looks and finances)might just be the answer... 
[Message edited by Leny on 11/15/2005 11:23:03 AM]
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Olgaa
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posted 11/15/2005 12:18:41 PM
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this is what rich husband can afford for his young wife.
[Message edited by Olgaa on 11/15/2005 12:21:43 PM]
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T_S_O_L
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posted 11/15/2005 6:12:49 PM
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Arhhh, a centuries old tale about a woman not needing man's money. Doesn't exist, my dear.
This one would politely disagree with you on that point. 
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T_S_O_L
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posted 11/15/2005 6:18:25 PM
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If this be the case let all men be paupers! Olgaa ..i like your sense of humor. 
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asifna
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posted 11/16/2005 8:00:10 AM
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brrrrrr...
a esli poperek chto togda?
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Olgaa
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posted 11/16/2005 9:28:33 AM
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Что поперек?
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asifna
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posted 11/16/2005 10:51:19 AM
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Оля, мы эту шутку здесь уже проходили )
кто-то говорил это про азиаток, а у нас на работе ТАМ())) про черных что (перевожу на литературный конечно)
-хотелось бы переспать с черной
-зачем тебе? Все бабы одинаковые
-нет, говорят у белых вдоль, а у них поперек..."
шутка с бородой, )
так вот я и говору - если поперек то неудобно с такои штукенцией
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Olgaa
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posted 11/16/2005 11:17:26 AM
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с бородой?
Первый раз слышу.
Дан намекал что-то как -то. Я так и не въехала тогда.
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dan123
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posted 11/16/2005 11:32:13 AM
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Это ведь изобрели ещё во времена короля Артура. Им тогда не до шуток было - вон сэр Ланселот без языка остался. 
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asifna
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posted 11/16/2005 11:44:41 AM
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ну это мужская шутка, типа очень смешно...обхохочешься.
это как бы если бы мы говорили что у них не спереди, а сзади
(ха-ха-ха, это было бы смешно
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Olgaa
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posted 11/16/2005 12:10:30 PM
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TO Asifna
хорошая импровизация.
to Dan
Я читала, что Ланселот был влюблен в жену короля Артура и поэтому никогда не женился.
Чтоб язык... А за что?
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dan123
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posted 11/16/2005 1:50:13 PM
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Так это тоже шутка, причем не менее мужская, чем предыдущая.
Когда король Артур куда-то там в командировку поехал и надел жене такое специальное бельё, как на иллюстрации, ну с небольшим усовершенствием - типа гильотины маленькой, то когда он вернулся, то обнаружил, что у всех рыцарей отсутствовал один важный орган и только у Ланселота орган был на месте, за-то отсутствовал язык.
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celexa
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posted 11/17/2005 1:55:25 AM
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Да, очень грустные истории ты Dan нам тут рассказываешь про этоху короля Артура. Если бы так пошло дальше в истории, мы бы не могли сказать, что кинг Артур остался с хуем.
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dan123
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posted 11/17/2005 8:55:14 AM
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Так его вроде бы убили. 
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celexa
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posted 11/17/2005 12:17:08 PM
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вот он и остался с хуем
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Olgaa
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posted 11/17/2005 12:49:37 PM
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Нет
Он остался с двумя: со своим и Сэра Ланселота.
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