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This is for all the bad blonde jokes!
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Cheburaha
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 posted 11/1/2005 12:05:47 PM
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This is for all the bad blonde jokes!
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks."
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dan123
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posted 11/1/2005 4:47:11 PM
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So she lives in New York and probably has a parking space somewhere. Otherwise where will she park the car now? And she probably pays monthly fee for parking, but she decides to pay $15.41 in addition to her monthly fee. 
Just kidding. 
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Walker
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posted 11/2/2005 12:50:20 AM
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Такой же анекдот, только про нового русского мне рассказывали 10 лет назад (только действие происходило в Швейцарии). Как тесен наш мир...
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dan123
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posted 11/2/2005 1:52:29 AM
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Я этот анекдот тоже слышал очень давно (про Швейцарию и нового русского). А тут новый вариант с блондинкой - миллионершой. Не иначе как замуж удачно выскочила. И теперь транжирит мужнины деньги на бессмысленную парковку.
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celexa
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posted 11/2/2005 2:55:24 AM
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Дан. Ну ты все разложил по полкам. Все варианты просчитал. Короче, шутка, обращенная к тебе пропадает даром. Ты деталями замучаешь. Your boss can be proud of you. Your attantion to details is admirable.
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dan123
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posted 11/2/2005 3:51:10 AM
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My boss is proud of me. Хотя вообще-то я тоже шучу.
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Walker
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posted 11/3/2005 7:49:17 AM
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Proud & loud, may be?
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