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Cheburaha
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 posted 10/27/2005 1:25:36 PM
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Gender
You may not know this -- but many non-living things have a gender. For example...
1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male didn't you. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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Cheburaha
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posted 10/27/2005 5:58:23 PM
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What? No comments? Have you at least enjoyed it?
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Sheriff
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posted 10/27/2005 8:26:51 PM
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Yep very funny. 
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celexa
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posted 10/29/2005 7:42:45 PM
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Очень смешно. Но ты Cheburaha всетаки феминистка. Че так мужиков не уважаешь? У тебя что ни пост, то подколки в адресс сильного пола.
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Cheburaha
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posted 10/29/2005 9:10:41 PM
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Все чем я делюсь только с целью вызвать улыбку у читаюшеи публики и ничего больше. Странно что приходится об етом горорить даже. Мужчин я уважаю так же как и женшин то тех пор пока они докажут мне что не стоит. Если вы, Celexа, хотите меня видеть феминисткои - то ето ваше дело конечно.
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celexa
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posted 10/30/2005 1:28:48 PM
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Я тоже уважаю всех, стоят они чего нибудь или не стоят. Феминистов тоже надо уважать (не про вас это). Идеи фемининзма пустили глубокие корни в Американском обществе Нью Йорка и Лос Анджелеса. Благодаря усилиям феминистов, большинство американских женщин не привлекательны, мужиковаты, атлетично сложены и постоянно самоутверждаются.
А теперь попрошу без личных нападок.
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